The Definitive Guide to Every Hillary Clinton Conspiracy Theory (So Far)Photo illustration by Ivylise Simones. Long before she let Benghazi happen, Hillary Clinton was the center of a swirl of inventive rumors about sex, drugs, and murder. For entertainment purposes only, we've rounded up some of the greatest (i. We'll add more as they inevitably bubble up in the run- up to the 2. Benghazi on the brain. Concussiongate. Rumor: Then- Secretary of State Clinton faked the flu and a concussion in December 2. Congress about Benghazi. Rumormongers: 2. 01. John Bolton and Fox News contributor Monica Crowley#TCLOTRumor: As if a phony head injury wasn't bad enough—Hillary faked a blood clot, an even more serious medical condition, to further delay her Benghazi testimony. Rumormonger: Glenn Beck, who added that . One posits that he was killed because he was having an affair with Hillary Clinton. Rumormongers: Former Rep. Dan Burton (R- Ind.) once shot a watermelon (or a pumpkin—it's unclear) to prove that Foster was shot by someone else. When the earliest inhabitants of Fiji arrived 3500 years ago, they brought with them the language of the homeland they had set sail from – an island in Vanuatu, or possibly the Solomons (but certainly not Africa!) That language has changed and splintered over the. Hello, precious flowers. I know it's been a difficult couple days for all of us, what with certain people interrupting certain other people (so rude!) and certain other people suggesting that said interruptors deserve to be hilariously gang-raped (so edgy!). In case you're not caught up: comedian. Accuracy in Media founder Reed Irvine took out an ad in the New York Times to note that the FBI had failed to investigate . An alternative theory: Mc. Dougal faked his death to avoid ratting out his benefactors. He gets fired from his job after hiring out his moving van as an illegal taxi, is rejected by the white shiksa princess he longs to possess because he lacks empathy for blacks, and loses yet another job when he's wrongly accused of stealing.Rumormonger: The Clinton Body Count. Kittycide. Rumor: Former Clinton aide Kathleen Willey alleged that after her cat went missing, a suspicious- looking jogger told her to watch what she said. Then her new cat turned up dead. Rumormonger: Willey, in the the 2. Hillary: The Movie (which triggered the Citizens United Supreme Court decision). The condoms must be on the other side of the tree. In 1979 in the town of Chilmark, on Martha’s Vineyard, Joan Poole Nash sat across from her great-grandmother Emily Howland Poole, surrounded by a team of linguists and a video camera. For 14 million American kids and adults, summertime means camptime. Over these next two months, each of more than 14,000 day camps and sleepaway camps will initiate campers into their own particular, delightfully kooky, universes. The camps create 24/7 cocoons with their own lingo and songs, rituals. While many have offered theories on who the Long Island serial killer may be, Dietz spells out his proposed profile. From 1817, free black communities across the North protested the white-led colonization movement. Anti-colonization meetings were held in Philadelphia, Manhattan, Baltimore, and Brooklyn. On June 3, 1831, a group of Brooklyn’s anti-slavery activists met at the. The vampire is a complicated creature: caught between life and death, at once alluring and horrifying. Reflecting on the social, political and sexual anxieties of the period, Greg Buzwell considers the significance of the vampire for Victorian readers of Bram Stoker’s. After years of debating and exploring “Human Biodiversity” (HBD), a.k.a. I’m under no illusions: I’m sure there are more words that people will. AP Photo/Wilfredo Lee. The Sex stuff. Gay until inauguration. Rumor: After majoring in lesbianism at Wellesley, Hillary entered into a sham marriage with Bill Clinton to cover up the truth. At one point, a former classmate moved to Little Rock to continue an affair with Hillary. Rumormonger: Edward Klein, author of The Truth About Hillary: What She Knew, When She Knew It, and How Far She'll Go to Become President. Bisexual after inauguration. Rumor: Bill confided that his wife was a bisexual who, as she put it, . Chelsea was conceived when Bill forced himself on Hillary during a vacation in Bermuda. Rumormonger: Klein, keeping it classy. Troopergate. Rumor: Hillary looked the other way when then- Gov. Bill Clinton used Arkansas state troopers to set up sexual liaisons with dozens—maybe hundreds—of women. Rumormonger: Former right- wing operative- turned- Media Matters honcho David Brock, who later wrote in his book, Blinded by the Right, that . Hillary dutifully covered it up. Rumormongers: Little Rock businessman Robert Mc. Intosh circulated a flier noting the resemblance between 1. Danny Williams and a young William Jefferson Blythe during the 1. A 1. 99. 9 Drudge Report exclusive featured Williams' mother's on- tape confession. William Dannemeyer (R- Calif.) and The Clinton Chronicles. Assorted Power madness. Four martini punch. Rumor: Reporter LJ Davis didn't, as he claimed, pass out on his floor after drinking one too many martinis—he was assaulted in his Arkansas hotel room in 1. Clinton goons and robbed of four . His crime: Asking too many questions about Clinton's work at a Little Rock law firm. Rumormongers: The Wall Street Journal editorial page, which cited the incident as evidence that Arkansas is a . Agents embedded in the FBI, the CIA, and the IRS harassed and eliminated critics. Rumormongers: Richard Poe, author of Hillary's Secret War, and American Evita author Christopher Andersen. Con air. Rumor: Hillary purged the White House Travel Office in order to set up a system of kickbacks for an Arkansas airline helmed by a childhood friend of Bill's. Rumormongers: Brock and current Virginia congressional candidate Barbara Comstock. Red, not blue. Rumor: A . Exhibit A: Hillary's failed health care reform plan. Rumormonger: World. Net. Daily columnist Samuel Blumenfeld. Filegate. Rumor: Classified FBI files were requested and misused by first lady Hillary Clinton to target enemies of the administration. White House Office of Personnel Security Craig Livingstone took the fall when Republican investigators caught wind. Rumormonger: Sen. Orrin Hatch (R- Utah), who demanded FBI files be swiped for the first lady's fingerprints. Brazilian whacks. Rumor: The Clintons forced former Hillary donor Peter Paul to spend two years in a Brazilian prison—including two months in a cellblock known as the . Mc. Farland. Rumormonger: Mc. Farland, at a campaign event on Long Island. Rush to judgment. Rumor: Rush Limbaugh's 2. Clinton machine. Rumormonger: Poe again. Dressed to kill in 1. AP Photo/James Finley. The Muslim stuff. Muslim Sisterhood. Rumor: Clinton and top aide/alleged lover Huma Abedin (wife of ex- Rep. Anthony Weiner (D- N. Y.)) are in cahoots with the ladies' auxiliary of the Muslim Brotherhood. Which explains why Clinton has been secretly pushing us to spread Sharia law in America. Rumormongers: . Michele Bachmann's allegations of collaboration between Clinton and the Brotherhood was cited by protesters in the streets of Cairo. Mullah moolah. Rumor: Clinton's Islamofascist sympathies were secured with a bribe from Iran. Rumormonger: Judicial Watch founder Larry Klayman, who conscientiously adds, . AP Photo/Gerald Herbert. Just Plain Bizarre. Cold- blooded. Rumor: Like most of the Washington elite, Hillary is in fact a blood- drinking extraterrestrial lizard in disguise. Rumormonger: . The Clintons belong to an 1. Rumormongers: Lots of crazy people on You. Tube. Contra dancing. Rumor: In the 1. 97. Hillary worked at a Little Rock law firm that helped funnel weapons to the Contras. Rumormonger: The late Nation columnist Alexander Cockburn. Blood money. Rumor: The Clintons consented to the harvesting and selling of HIV- and hepatitis C- positive blood from prison inmates to China in the 1. Rumormongers: Klein and World. Net. Daily conspiracy guru Joseph Farah. Starr crossed. Rumor: Why did the Clintons enjoy impunity for their myriad crimes? Easy: Ken Starr, the man tasked with investigating them, was a secret Clinton crony. Rumormonger: Poe again. Get behind me, thetan. Rumor: Why did the did the movie version of Primary Colors, in which John Travolta plays a thinly- veiled Bill Clinton, go so easy on the first couple? Maybe because President Clinton pressured the German government to extend religious protections to the Church of Scientology. Rumormonger: The New York Post reported that Sen. Lauch Faircloth (R- N. C.) demanded an investigation into the matter; Faircloth denied this. It's a tax! Rumor: As secretary of state, Hillary Clinton was pushing a secret United Nations takeover of the Internet, to be paid for by a secret tax on American billionaires. Rumormonger: Former Clinton aide Dick Morris. Goo goo for Gaga: Clinton's State Department betrayed its true function as an.
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